Monday, September 11, 2006

dirty old sperm

They finally figured out that it's old man sperm that is causing all the autistic children (boys). I don't even want to think about this, because it's gross, and I'm ten and should know nothing about it, but I have to go to school with these boys, who are becoming as popular (common -- not popular as in cool and everyone wants to be their friend) as twins and triplets and quintuplets. You can get viagra and ditch your wife for a younger woman, but don't think you can have a second family that will turn out better. Meanwhile it's the old eggs that lead to Downe's syndrome, and young parents don't know what the hell they're doing, so NO ONE should be having children.

Meanwhile they (you know they - the ones who control everything, who have all the money and make the decisions) are selling padded bras to little girls - in size 6! -- as in for a SIX YEAR OLD (which size I still wear, but that's cause I'm small -- failure to thrive). What is wrong with them?


Rhea said...

Wow, is this for real, Ethel? Old men contributing to babies creates more autistic kids? Yuk.

Ethel Spiliotes said...

Yes. it is for real. Yuk is right.

Vane said...

Hey Ethel,
Heff wants another kid at 80. Does this worry you?

Ethel Spiliotes said...

Of course it worries me. Him having a child at any age would worry me. Even if he had a radical daughter (or son), she wouldn't have time to grow up and kill him. The viagra babies are still an unkown entity. Hmmm.