The Man Code

Apparently SF Mayor Gavin Newsom broke the "man code." That's what it said in the paper. I knew they had one, I just didn't think they'd admit it in public like that. I'd like to break the man code. It's something like the DaVinci code, except it has to do with not touching each other's "property."

There was another violation last weekend when two men kissed over a snickers bar. They freaked out and in some versions of the ad got violent, and this upset some people. I guess no one noticed that the whole Superbowl is about men touching each other and breaking each other's bones. I think all the football players who have been convicted of domestic violence should have to play without padding. That would really break the man code, but I'd pay per view that.